they're going to be completely embarrassed tomorrow. Does anyone really doubt this? Really? There's no way they're winning this game, or even keeping it competitive. For gods sake- they're in a "playoff hunt" and don't even know WHO THEIR STARTING QUARTERBACK SHOULD BE!! Are we sure we're against just throwing out the NFC west this year and letting Tampa in? Because that would be better for football as an institution.
Just let in tampa, and let New Orleans host that first round playoff game. Because a 7-9 team who doesn't know who their starting quarterback is in WEEK SIXTEEN OF THE SEASON should not be hosting a playoff game. Please let the Rams win tomorrow and the next game to go 8-8 so the NFC west doesn't have the stain of a sub .500 team hosting a playoff game. Please! Dear god!
There's just no way the 49ers can possibly win this game. The stakes are too high, in that there are actual stakes in this game. It means something. So that means they're not just going to lose, but they're going to be humiliated in an important game. Prove me wrong, you bunch of spineless cowardly pussies. Prove me wrong. Win one "important" game. God knows you haven't in 8 years, so why should I expect you to now?
And even if you win this "important" game, you'll probably lose to John Skelton at home next week anyways when you decide at the last minute that Chris Weinke gives you the best chance to win because he went to school at florida state where they were good that one time 10 years ago. That makes about as much sense as anything else you've been saying lately, you clueless bunch of hacks.
No, you can't even win a fake "important" game. Because you are spineless and clueless and soft and cowardly and afraid of your own success. You are not a real NFL organization, and tomorrow you will be embarrassed by a rookie quarterback who's already hit the wall and a team that FUCKING SUCKS and has 1/10th of your talent. Because you are clueless and soft, and do not deserve a spot in the playoffs.
I hope you die in a fire, you worthless cowardly pieces of dog feces. I hate you and want you to fail so you might actually get it through your goddamn head that what you're doing isn't working and that it's time to maybe get somebody in charge of the team who KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT RUNNING A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM. WHAT A SWELL IDEA THAT WOULD BE.
God I hate what you've become. Just go die peacefully in a field so I don't ever have to worry about you again, at least not for 9 more months.
