Thursday, January 24, 2013

If you want to know what "It" is...

Just finished watching the NFL Network's "Sound FX" for the Niners / Falcons championship game. At the end of the segment, after the glorious victory, Colin Kaepernick shakes Matt Ryan's hand and says, "Just keep ballin' baby, you'll be all right".

That.is.what.I'm.talking.about. Started nine games, doesn't give a shit. It's like Joe Montana giving two shits about Ed "Too Tall" Jones in the '81 Championship game.

Before that progrum, I watched the 2011 Niners/Ravens Thanksgiving game on that ol' Sound FX. First off, Terrell Suggs is straight up funny. I lol'd twice when he was talking shit. His gums give me pause, but that is a funny dude. Second, Ray Rice is like that guy at the office who is always trying to prove how damn dedicated he is: ANNOYING.

Also, it was obvious the Niners ran out of steam in the late third quarter. And also: Joe Flacco is a giant douche.

But they couldn't even scare Alex Smith after a franchise record 8 or 9 sacks: imagine what a baller like CK can do against them.

If I'm JOHN, I'm not happy. Jim looked perturbed after that Thanksgiving game. Interestingly the Ravens players were saying to the Niners, " Great game, see you in the Super Bowl"...