Go 2-14 for all I care niners. Go 0-16 for the next 20 years if you want. The Giants just won a goddamn world series and I'm so numb to any possible future sports failure that I couldn't care less. Maybe that's what you need to start playing well- for me to not care.
WELL I DON'T CARE BABY!!! THE GIANTS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Read that last sentence over and over. It's true. It's not a dream. The Giants are world champions.